Guys, I can't believe what happened this weekend!
They left me alone overnight and went to somewhere called Italy without me. I was a bit suspicious when they packed a small case and went off early Sunday morning. At first I didn't worry too much as they left plenty of food and water.
Then it got dark, and the heating and night light came on as normal. They also left a special cat bowl with food in it but it had a funny lid covering it up. It was a bit of a shock when I was sniffing it at about 7.30 PM (which is my normal supper time) and it sprang open and bonked me on the nose.
It was quite good having the whole bed to myself at first but I did get a bit lonesome at about 4 AM with no humans to snuggle up to.
The next morning some really nice humans called Bob and Miriam, who live two streets away, came and visited me. We played games and then they left me some more food for breakfast and dinner but I ate it all for breakfast.
At midnight on Monday the humans arrived home at last! I purred and purred and purred and rolled over and showed them my belly. I was so happy to see them.