Friday, December 01, 2006

Scary news


Sorry I haven't written for a few days but I've had some rather scary news. I overheard the humans say they were going out this Saturday and were going to get a black cat.

I am a nervous wreck!

Why do we need another cat? I am beautiful and furry and therefore everything a human could possibly need.

What am I to do?

Yours in panic
Faz

3 comments:

THE ZOO said...

sounds like yoos getting a sibling. you get to teech it stuff and blame stuff on it too.

One-Eyed Jack said...

What's wrong with black cats? I'm a black cat and I'm very nice and very furry and I like to play, especially with other cats.

We black cats are very friendly to other kitties and we have a harder time finding homes. Won't you give one of my blothers or sisters-in-fur a chance? Please?

Pablo said...

Dude. I feel for you. What you've gotta do is just totally be grumpy and nasty and mean every time you hear them talking about it. Growl like the tiger that you are. Then IF they insist on bringing the blackcat home, repeat the aforementioned procedure. Just make your people realise that you are cat enough for them! I have made myself so impossible that Kate knows that she couldn't even entertain the idea of getting anothercat. And that's the way I like it.