Very exciting weekend this weekend guys. First of all I caught my BIGGEST ever mouse. It was nearly rat size but not quite.
Second and even more exciting, the sewer overflowed on Saturday and we had raw sewerage all over the garden path and on the lawn. The humans were very upset but I loved it. It smelt so good! I kept going up to it to have a SMELL and check it out. I was dancing up and down on my little paws with EXCITEMENT. The humans called an emergency plumber and he opened up a hole and put things down it to unblock it. The humans locked me in the house cos I kept trying to get close to have a look at the hole and I think they were worried I might fall in.
After the plumber left, the humans spent hours hosing things down and putting bleach everywhere. Ruined everything - I much preferred the raw sewerage. Then the girl human gave me a wash, which is just not right. Us cats are perfectly capable of bathing ourselves. The humans think I am DISGUSTING.
Everything was great except for the washing bit. FAZ