Well I knew the girl human was off cos the wheelie case was out again on Wednesday night, but the boy human didn't seem to be going anywhere so I thought I'd be fine. The next day, the boy human goes off to work as normal and then the wind and rain started. I hid inside - it was horrible! Branches were coming off trees, roof tiles were hitting the ground and smashing and I'm sure I saw cheeky squirrel blow past the window at one point.
Then disaster. No one came home. I waited and waited and waited. My stomach started to rumble, and then growl, and then moan. Eventually the boy human staggered through the door soaking wet (he "claimed" all the train lines were down).
Didn't he know I was home alone and hungry? He should have walked or even crawled if necessary in order to get back to feed me.
Then, the girl human came in shortly after (apparently her plane got cancelled and then the next plane got delayed and she was stuck in Geneva). Eventually a flight took off and an hour and a half later she bounced into land (with people throwing up their dinners in little bags beside her). At least they'd had some dinner to throw up! All in all, quite exciting, apart from the empty tummy bit.
Moral of the story: eat bigger meals just in case.