I realised things had gone too far when I attempted to steal a whole pheasant this weekend. I got caught reaching my paw through the kitchen window trying to grab it off the window ledge (where it was waiting to go into the oven).
This has got to stop. I now realise food is ruling my life.
From now on I am going to stick to diet food for breakfast, supper and my 3 AM snack. Wish me luck. FAZ