This diet thing is getting me down.
These low fat cat biscuits they're feeding me taste like dog food! So, this is my campaign for REAL CAT BISCUITS.
If I don't get REAL CAT BISCUITS as of Saturday I am withdrawing my affection.
NO chin rubs
NO lap sitting
and definitely NO pummeling
Let's see who wins this argument!
Frustrated Faz of Wimbledon