Friday, February 16, 2007

I hate diets


This diet thing is getting me down.

These low fat cat biscuits they're feeding me taste like dog food! So, this is my campaign for REAL CAT BISCUITS.

If I don't get REAL CAT BISCUITS as of Saturday I am withdrawing my affection.
NO purring
NO chin rubs
NO lap sitting
and definitely NO pummeling

Let's see who wins this argument!
Frustrated Faz of Wimbledon

19 comments:

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Very sorry about the diet....that really stinks. I bet your tactics work- people can never refuse a sad cat.

Chase

Daisy said...

I hope you don't have to go on strike Faz!

Dragonheart said...

Sorry to hear you are on a diet. :( It doesn't sound very good. I hope you get some better tasting food!

Ariel said...

Way to go Faz.I hate diets to the food is nasty.

OreotheCat said...

ewwww a D-I-E-T.....how unfun! glad u got some salmon on valentine's day though! ive never had any before but it sounds very scrumptious! hope ur diet gets B-E-T-T-E-R!
~~~oREO~~~

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

ewwwww! low fat anything is disgusting. we hope your people give in to your demands, and fast!

Derby said...

Bummer Faz, non-tasty food, diet or not is no good. I thinks you deserve tasty food, fit for the gourmet kittie that you are.

Maria & Stefano said...

Oh no you poor thing!!!
Hang in there...you will feel much better very soon!!!

M.

Lux said...

O Faz, you have my deepest sympathy. I hope you have some treats hidden away somewhere.

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Momma keep threatening the "D" word as she watches my belly filling out.

Precious

uncommonly u said...

yea yea go on strike!! u tell them faz

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

They'll break down soon.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

diets suck faz! i know all about them. i say bite her! sad cat my big rear end, bite her hand and growl!

just kidding....

smiles, bee

The Little Pink Pig said...

Uh oh...Faz, I'm so sorry! I will leave some of our home-made treats on your doorstep, ring the door bell and run. When your mom opens the door, you reach out and grab them and hide them!

Karen Jo said...

I agree. Diets stink. Hold out for the good stuff and you just might get it.

Pablo said...

Hey Faz, get your people to look at my latest post and then let them judge whichcat should be on a diet!

Sebastien said...

Faz, you will make it through these tough times, I know it! You should do some covert op and sneak into the fridge and grab yourself some yummy human food.

Forty Paws said...

Gatsbi is on a diet here too. She yaks up the diet food after she eats it. Maybe she's trying to be bulimic.

She agrees with you and feels your pain.

Luf, Us

said...

I hate diets too. so much suffering.
poor poor kitty