Friday, February 23, 2007

Nip/Tuck


I have a cunning plan. My beautiful friend Daisy has been honing her surgeon's skills. In addition, I have seen Nip/Tuck on TV and know the wonders that can be achieved through plastic surgery so ....

... if Daisy could do me a little tummy tuck and some liposuction then the diet will get cancelled.

What does everyone think? FAZ

14 comments:

Dragonheart said...

I don't know Faz. Surgery is pretty serious stuff. We wouldn't want anything to happen to you!

The Famous Five said...

a very cunning plan

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Great idea!! Maybe if you even just tell your humans about the plan they will cancel the diet. Or, you could put up a cardboard cutout of Kaze next to your food bowl and they are sure to think you're starving and feed you.

Chase

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

Surgery looks painful, maybe the diet isn't such a bad thing.

Daisy said...

Hey, that is a GREAT idea Faz! I had better get studying on that procedure. And I had also better get to the grocery store... I mean surgical supply store... to buy some straws. For doing the liposuction.

said...

You know we started the empty bowl regimine here yeeeeears ago. Caesar and Prinnie only have water available. They are used to it, and when they are really hungry and starving they just start behaving obnoxious and screaming :-D
I hope you get used to the new restrictions soon. YOu can always chew on the furniture.

(((hugs))) you are being sooo brave.

Tiger Lily said...

Oh Faz, that empty bowl looks awful! I'm so sorry for you. You look very handsome to me just the way you are. But my Mom told me that about a squillion years ago she had a kitty who was too big and he had to have surgery because the fat wrapped around his insides and he couldn't keep any food down. He lived for a long time after that but he wasn't as healthy and happy as he should have been. She makes sure none of her kitties since then got too big.

craziecats said...

Faz! Don't let anyone cut you, dude!!

[shudder] I 'members when the V E T cutted my boybits - that hurted!!

Stick wiff the dy-et!

charlie

The Meezer Gang said...

My bruther could uze a tummy tuk! He's got a saggy belly!
~Kaia & Stella

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Have you asked your Momma about this? I have a feeling she may say the big "KNOW" word.

Precious

Artsy Catsy said...

Faz, maybe Dr. Daisy will give us a discount if we get nip/tucks under the buddy plan! I have severe belly flop, and Fracas is starting to flop, too. Hey, I think we should appoint Daisy as Surgeon General of the Cat Blogosphere!

Rocky

Forty Paws said...

Great idea Faz!!! Mebbe Daisy can do that on Gatsbi also!!!

Luf, Us

Karen Jo said...

I think that's a great idea. Maybe Daisy can fit you in right after Matsui's hoo-ha-ectomy.

Tiger Lily said...

Hi Faz. I hope you get this comment 'cuz I left one on your last post and it didn't show up!

I think you should just be patient and eat your diet food. My Mom says surgery has so many chances for complications and you'll feel a whole lot worse with stitches in than eating diet food for a few weeks.

One of my long-ago big brothers was very big and he got really sick from fat that got wrapped around his insides. He came through the surgery pretty well and lived to be 17 years old, but Mom says he was never quite as happy as he had been before that.