Friday, February 02, 2007

Oriental Foot Massage


If you cats out there want to keep your humans healthy and happy, have you considered oriental foot massage?

Every morning at dawn I jump on to the bed and walk up and down the human bodies purring loudly. The purring is a form of chanting and helps them to wake up gently. I then find a leg or stomach and pummel really hard with my front paws (on the same spot) to help get their circulation going. Occasionally I will gently nip any exposed skin just to make sure they are fully appreciating the effects of the massage.

NOTE: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BEING HUNGRY AND WANTING THEM TO GET OUT OF BED AND FEED ME.

Even though my humans bury themselves deeper under the bed clothes I know they really enjoy this attention.

If other cats would like to try this I am sure it would not take long to pick up a few of the more simple massage techniques I mentioned above.

LOVE FAZ

P.S. THE CIGARETTES AND LIGHTERS HAVE GONE - MY PLAN IS WORKING.

22 comments:

Dragonheart said...

That's very nice of you to massage your humans Faz! I know my mom loves getting massages. Your technique sounds very good!

We're going to someplace in Switzerland called "Ch√Ęteau d'Oex." I don't think I get car sick - I was fine on the 6 hour trip from Frankfurt to Munich.

iP(l)odNanny ...aka - Quilt Chick or Fat Eddy ... said...

You're a very smart cat. I don't think your plan would work for me because my peeps don't let me sleep with them at all. They actually bring the dog into the bedroom with them, and shut the door in my face. EVERY NIGHT this happens. And last month when I started sneaking into the bedroom and hiding under the bed, the man peep actually got the spray bottle out and sprayed me to make me run out into the hallway. Do you have any ideas on how I could get into that room at night? --- Fat Eddy

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hey, I think I might already be pretty good at this sort of thing. My secret move is the toe-bite. I find the toes while they're under the covers and chew on the big one. That gets them to really roll over to get their circulation going.

Great post!
Latte

Daisy said...

Hmmm, I might hafta try that. I usually give the big bitey in the mornings and Mommie does not like that.

I am so excited that yer plan is working!!! Have you found any cigarette butts laying around yet?

Maria & Stefano said...

Hi Fez, thanks for coming to see me;)
I also get inside the covers and snuggle around the belly to keep it warm...I don't understand why then she always give me food...I mean I appreciate it don't get me wrong but that's not why I do it...this humans are strange...

Ben.

mist1 said...

Faz, I happen to love the Oriental Foot Massage. I also like the Neck Kneading. That's good stuff.

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

wonder if I could teach my dog to be gentle like that! Her idea of waking someone up is jumping up with all sixty some pounds and landing strait on whatever body part she can find (head included!).

Mike said...

I remember this massaging when Skittles had a kitty. It was interesting lol.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Sometimes I think humans don't appreciate the benefit of these early morning massages!

Evil White Cat said...

Hiya Faz, you's a good lookin' kitty :o)

Bonnie Underfoot said...

I only treat my beans this well when they're behaving properly. Victor spoils them with his daily massages. We've also worked on a speshul version called Tabby Tickle Torture. That's when we sneak up an tickle them with just whiskers.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

excellent advice! it's exceptionally effective when done on the bladder - really gets 'em going quick.

Eric and Flynn said...

I like to do this too, but yooshully abowt efurry hower through the nite. Mum is allus tired in da mornings, she sez it's my fault furr keeping her awake. When I fink it's time she wuz owt of bed, I put the bitey on her nose.

Derby said...

Hmmm, I will have to try that. Sometimes I just start to wash mum's face for her.

Skittles said...

My son's cat will perch on the headboard of his waterbed.. do that getting ready to pounce butt wiggle thing, then JUMP onto either my son or his wife's head to wake them up :)

ArtsyCatsy said...

Oops, you're supposed to massage legs or stomachs? I've been pummeling my human's carotid artery in the morning. No wonder I can't get her to wake up! Thanks for straightening me out on this!

Rocky

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Walking on Momma is one of the know zones in our house. I do it anyway.

Patches

Max said...

Oriental Head Massage is fun, too :)

Lux said...

I took notes on your massage instructions, Faz ... we'll see how it works!

Ariel said...

My human would love this yet I don't want to spoil her.

Kitikata-san said...

Aren't you a smart cat. My humans usually try to hide under the covers when I walk on them.

Hadewisa said...

Maybe you are interested in this site.

video - spa massage

legs and foot


I wish you´ll like it and it´ll be useful for you. Regards.