Last night the humans had a romantic candle lit dinner a deux - there was leftover salmon and I scoffed the lot.
And, on a slightly different Valentine's note, the following Lonely Hearts advertisement originally appeared in the Atlanta Journal:
"Single black female seeks male companionship. I'm a very good girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy. I'll be waiting."
Apparently 15,000 surprised men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Dog Rescue Society.
He, he, he - FAZ