I discovered something really unpleasant about humans today which certainly explains a lot.
As you know, cats bathe constantly and are always checking to make sure they are clean (especially between their toes, their tummies and their "you know wheres").
Humans on the other hand only bathe, on average, once a day. Yuck! No wonder they smell different and have to put on hissy deodorant.
I'd move out if it wasn't for the food and the nice warm laps to sleep on. FAZ