...I tried to tell the humans that I couldn't get outside but they didn't understand.
Hefty tabby was sitting right outside the cat flap all night and wouldn't let me out. I jumped up on the bed to try to wake them up and let them know but they just ignored me (I think they thought I was after more food).
In the end I was so desperate from crossing my legs that I had to go into the shower and 'pee' down the plug hole. It was only then the humans realised the problem and chased hefty tabby out of the garden.
I really, really hope he stays away tonight. FAZ