Wednesday, April 18, 2007

I keep forgetting things ...

Not only did I forget my birthday, I also forgot I let a little mouse loose in the house a few weeks ago.

It must have died because the girl human found it dead in her tennis shoe. She wasn't best pleased especially as it smelled really bad (I personally love the smell of dead mouse). She has had to throw out the shoe because the mouse's decomposing innards ruined the lining.

They are now trying to humiliate me by publishing this picture. They think if I have a head like an elephant I might start to remember things (apparently an elephant NEVER forgets).

17 comments:

The Meezer Gang said...

oh faz...we all forget things...but something tells me thats you may try harder to remember now...

Forty Paws said...

Poor Faz!!! We giggled bowt da mousie in da shoe. Tee hee.

We luuked up coot. Furry intresting fev-ver spesees.

To anser yur ? bowt all ov us in da bed. Well, da most Maw hast efer seen in da bed at once wuz 7. Den we start da hissin an da spittin an sumbody leafs.

Luf, Us

Suzanne said...

however clever the elephant is, it still might be time to roll over, show your tummy and say i'm sorry.

i'm glad that while you'd really like to chase the fox, you haven't yet done so. i have a feeling that it might not turn out well.

personally, i like to chase the temptations bag! dairy-flavored are best!

i'll ask mama to add you to our blog roll. come back to visit soon!

--suz

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Poor Faz..how humiliating...your face is much more handsome than that elephant.

I think you are very clever to plead forgetfullness in leaving a mouse in the house rather than intentionally putting it in the girl human's shoe. I won't tell anybody was the mouse in the shoe on purpose?

=^..^= said...

You furgot your purrthday? Well! Happee Happee Beelated Purrthday then!

In that pikshur, you look like the Indian God, Ganesh. He has an Elephant head too. I fink you can be called Faz Ganesha!

~Bombay

Daisy said...

Wow, Faz, that elephant head scairt me for a second. Then I figured out it was you. Sometimes when you are very busy and have a lot going on, you might forget things. It is only natural.

I think you can cure you girl human's broken heart and make her cuddle with you again if you follow this prescription:
Give her 17 strong sandpaper licks, right on her face. Then look deeply into her eyes while making biscuits with your paws. That should do it.

Dragonheart said...

Faz, sorry to hear that you forgot about the mouse. That's a funny photo, but I don't think you would make a very good elephant. I like you just the way you are. :)

Caesar and Princess said...

Oh Fazzie. I am so sorry that your efforts to bring the mousie into the humble abode and share the prize of it's capture was taken in such a negative matter. To throw the shoe away.. as if it was not valuable in that wondermous smell of mousiness... well that is just terrible.

You look nice in this elephant mask... hahaha just laugh along with them then.. let them have their sillyness.
You are loved

~Princess

yao-lin said...

LOL excellent trick to play on the humans, my friend! LOL

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Oh goodness. I'm sure you left that mousie there as a present for her. Humans just don't get it do they?

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

Ugh, dead mouse. Glad it wasn't my shoe!

jeter harris said...

hahahahaha ... i'm laffin an laffin!
happee birfday faz! wenever it wuz ... i hope it wuz fun!
luv--yer frend--jh

Phoebe said...

I'm sorry to hear about your mouse mishap, Faz. I think your lady will forgive you before too long. you are just too darn adorable for her to stay mad at you.

Lux said...

My mom's going "ewwwww" about the dead mouse in the shoe! Don't worry - I have x-ray vision and can see you through the elephant head.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

It's ok to furget things, Faz! Yoo dont need to ware an elefant head! Evenchuallie yull remember...when yoo smell the mowsie!

Skittles said...

LMAO! Oh Faz. Would you like to come live with me?

Sebastien said...

A dead mouse in a tennis shoe. Not a happy find, at least, I wouldn't be overly pleased...

Yes, I've heard elephants have great memories. Their memory would serve them well if they worked in the mob, they could remember who owes them favors and who they need to get revenge on over past slights...