Thursday, May 31, 2007

True Confessions


Monica from the Pablo Fan Club tagged me to tell you my True Confessions - here they are:

1. I am very, very greedy and will do just about anything for cat munchies and tuna juice, including beating up the humans until they submit to my will.

2. When it rained on the weekend a nest fell out of the cherry tree and the four baby birds inside all died. I brought them inside one by one and ate their heads - the humans nearly threw up. Do you think the humans realised it was me who ate all the little heads?

3. I hate being brushed.

4. I love sitting outside in the rain. I am lucky cos I have quite thick, oily fur and it takes ages for the rain to penetrate.

5. Sometimes I wish I was more feminine like the very elegant Daisy or the demure Pearl C. Pritchard but other times I am glad to be a ruffy tuffy, tomboy, girl cat.

I now officially tag Daisy - love FAZ

16 comments:

Daisy said...

Hahahahaha! Guess what Faz? I wish I was more ruffy tuffy just like you!

What did the baby bird heads taste like? I'll bet they were kind of crunchy, just like popcorn!

Thanks for tagging me. Even though I already did my true confessions, here is one just for you: After I go poopie, I turn around and sniff, sniff, sniff the poops! Only then do I bury it.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh faz you silly thing! you ate all their heads? i once had a kitty that would eat the head off a mouse and bring me the rest while i was sleeping in bed. he was furry proud of this too and wanted to be thanked. you don't do that, do you honey? that's a good girl!

smiles, auntie bee

Monty Q. Kat said...

Heh, here's my bean's face right now:

0_o

You're not a tomboy, you're a Fazcat!

Pablo said...

We wouldn't have you any other way, Faz! You must have been stoked when you found those baby birds... not a whole lot of sport in it, but a great find!

Forty Paws said...

Eeewwwww. That about made Maw yak up her bananer and coffee. We think it's pretty cool though.

Luf, Us

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Baby birds must have been really tasty! You're so lucky to taste delicacies like that.

Latte

Parker said...

Hi Faz, be happy with being you, 'cause you are a wonderful kitty. You must have fur like my brother Rudy, he likes to sit in the shower with Mommy and get his furs misted. Not my cup of tea, but I guess what ever floats your boat!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Wow Faz, baby birds are sooooo tasty. I remember from my feral days. Daisy is right, they're like popcorn bites. Man, that was a lucky break getting the nest knocked down...

PS very nice tribute to Kirkby. Your beans were very sweet to take her in. As a former feral myself, I know the patience it takes to earn our trust. It sounds like your beans did a great jobbie.

Suzanne said...

love to eat them birdy heads
crunchy scrunchy ... yum!
love to eat them birdy heads
but only if they're dead

a little poem to accompany your excellent TT!

love
--suz

Chairman Mao said...

mmmm, birdies! I bet they were yummy. And it's good to be ruffy tuffy! My sistur Marilyn's really girly, but Dorydoo's a tomboy and Brainball's a superduper ruffy-tuffy Alpha Cat, and Brainball's really fun to rassle with.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Ali & Fiona said...

There is nothing worng with being a tom boy, it means you can hold your own against boy cats!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

I never thought cats liked being outside in the rain.

Monica said...

Faz, that's a great list of confessions. I wish that I had eaten 5 little birdies heads. sounds pretty good. I think you are great just the way you are. I wish I were a little braver myself.

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

I've never eaten a bird head but I have eaten bird seed! I wonder if they taste the same?

Dragonheart said...

Great confessions Faz! :) I think you are perfect just the way you are. I don't know why the humans were upset over the baby birds - it's not like you killed them, you just found them dead. You are lucky to have thick fur - I don't think I'd like the rain against my bare skin.

You've been tagged for another meme! Stop by and blog and check it out! :)

Kelly Cat said...

Mmmm... toona jooce... ;-)

But rain? No thanks! Maybe if I had a coat like yours, though...