Thursday, August 23, 2007

Why blondes have more fun ...


When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune after his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen.


Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the blonde went home with him that evening and, three days later ...

... she became his stepmother.

Who said blondes are dumb? FAZ

23 comments:

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa!

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

I will attest that blondes can be pretty dang smart. Come on, look at me. I'm blonde and I'm brainy!

Now, where did I leave my shoes???

Oh never mind...

Gemini said...

Faz! I didn't expect that punchline at all!

Daisy said...

I always feel much smarter, and have more fun, when I wear my blond wig!

The Crew said...

You look lovely as a blonde.

Tipper & Misty

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

The blonde wig is lovely. We know that blondes are not dumb. But do they have more fun?

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

He, he, he, he - Faz you are so cute as a blonde!

That was a funny story - I wasn't expecting the punch line at all : )

The Lone Beader said...

LOL!!!!

Skittles said...

Good one, Faz! Not sure about the wig... :)

The Furry Fighter said...

hehe - that's a good one!

Henry Helton said...

Now, that is funny!

Chairman Mao said...

hehehehehe, that's a really funny jokie!! And you make a good blonde, Faz!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

Marilyn MonREOW said...

*GIGGLE*!! I love that blonde joke -- and you look lovely as a blonde, but you are lovely, period! *smile*

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Marilyn MonREOW said...

It's me again! Guess what -- I tagged you for a meme! Come see!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Starbuck and Torrey said...

Great site! And one beautiful cat (funky colours!)

Benjamin Fuzz said...

yep, we laughed at that one!

ben
lucy

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

very good one faz!!! you are a natural blonde like me i see!

smiles, auntie bee

Yoggie said...

Clever girl!

Caesar and Princess said...

:snort: yeah


Happy Week-end FazLovebucketkins
We hope you have a deeeelightfully FUN time in that wiggie. You DO look very fun!
:-D

Gretchen said...

Crack me up!

Hugs...G

The Cat Realm said...

Dear Faz, Dicky Ducks pictures are all there. In the left sidebar underneath New York August 2007 are all the links. When you click on them it should take you right to the slide show. Best watched with a PC and firefox. A friend with Mac and Netscape had problems - if you have some go here
http://picasaweb.google.com/TheTravelingDuck
I don't know if you have heard but we at The Cat Realm are devastated because Anastasia is missing since Tuesday - that's why I don't visit anybody...
Karl

Jimmy Joe said...

Ha ha ha! I love your joke, Faz. My momma read your comment and she told me she thinks she's gonna stick with her current job, too. Bummer. I was really hoping to work on a catnip farm.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Dragonheart said...

Very funny Faz! :) Cute joke!