My lovely friends, I am so sorry I haven't been to visit you much lately but I am on my way home now after exploring the Antarctic. I have to tell you that nothing turned out as expected.
Initially it was quite dull, with the cheeky squirrels and I resorting to long nights of scrabble to keep us busy. Then I discovered a very interesting igloo made of cheesebergers.
Much to my surprise it was inhabited by the scary moon mice that I escaped from during my luna adventure. Apparently this is their winter habitat when they're not on the moon. They weren't too happy about seeing me again and made it very clear that they were going to get me back for all their luscious little mice cousins I had eaten over the years.
Luckily my evil sister Fazbeard turned up to rescue me right in the nick of time. Scary Berry!