Friday, October 12, 2007

4 legs are better than 2

I have been studying the girl human closely whilst she's been off work with her sore leg and have come to the conclusion that 4 legs are definitely better than 2.

The girl human has been hopping around using 2 sticks called crutches to help prop her up. She is clearly pretty useless as yesterday (even with the crutches) she managed to fall over and hurt herself quite badly - she now has new bruises to add to her collection.

If she had been born for 4 legs this would not have been a problem. Let me demonstrate. Here is me pretending to have a sore paw (left front). Even though this is not on the ground, you can see, I am able to easily balance on the remaining 3.

Another piece of evidence (as if further proof was needed) that cats are clearly superior to humans. Poor things. FAZ

18 comments:

Mosaic Cats said...

We concur, Faz. Who needs opposable thumbs when you have FOUR legs?
Hope your human is getting around better soon. That must be incredibly inconvenient for you to have her so handicapped and clumsy.

The Lone Beader said...

Yes. 4 legs are better than 2:)

Gemini said...

You are right Faz. Cats are superior!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

yes honey, cats are CLEARLY superior!

smiles, bee

Dragonheart said...

I'm sorry to hear the human girl is having such a hard time. I hope she heals quickly.

I agree with you Faz: Four legs are definitely better than two!

Fab five said...

Faz,

You haz furry good obzer-vazinul skillz. Yoour momee must bee furry proud of you. & you iz such acolorful calico gurl. I like calicos!!!!

-Love, Dr Tweety

The Crew said...

It's clear you have your work cut out for you, Faz. You'll just have to grab a catnap into between your nursing duties.

LadyBanana said...

Such a clever cat you are Faz :)

zevo calamari said...

yes 4 legs are superior to 2! and i believe we are smarter than 2 legged creatures... especially those humans!

Parker said...

Yup Faz, you said it all!

Derby said...

You better give her lessons so that she doesn't hurt herself even more.

poppyq said...

Fazzie you look so cute balancing on your gizzie quilt with your tongue stuck out.

So who's going to win the rugby? England or France? Are you going to watch. My mum will drag me out of bed eary to watch tomorrow (Sunday 7am here).

Boy said...

I so totawwy agwee with you Faz! Maybe you could teach her how to walk with 4!

Daisy said...

Faz, you are right! I do not understand why beans do not get down and walk on all fours, because they have two arms and two legs. Why do they try to balance on just two tiny little feet? It is very ungainly.

I hope the girl is not too hurty. My Mommie fell and landed on her tailbone about 3 weeks ago, and she said it still hurts her.

Diamond said...

four legs are definitely better. And what about the tail, you haven't mentioned that.

Gretchen said...

A very good demonstration, Faz. I'm sorry your human is still hobbling around and hurt herself again. I hope she heals us real soon.

Keep on helping her...Hugs...G

Odat said...

My dog Snotboy agrees with you Faz, altho I'm sorry to hear that "the girl" has a boo boo. I hope it gets better soon!
Peace

MoMo said...

Yes, definitely. However, if you drink too much cocktails, whether 2 legs or 4 legs, you're still legless. Having said that, I hope your human gets better soon and on her feet (notice the plural) again.
MoMo