Monday, October 22, 2007

Here's some good advice ...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made ...
then buy a dog.


If you want someone who's always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as you want, wherever you want ...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...

then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes you; doesn't care if you are pretty or handsome or ugly, fat or thin, young or old; who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to; and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ...

then buy a dog.




But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure their happiness ...

Then buy a cat!

24 comments:

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Yes, Faz- the Red Sox play in Boston. Thanks for the encouragement. They won last night and now will play in the World Series against the Colorado Rockies.
Mum says you're a very pretty calico. Her Mum (Grandma) is English too,from Croydon and knows Wimbledon.

The Crew said...

Without putting men in a negative spotlight, Mom thought that last line was going to be

"Get Married" not "Buy a Cat".

Chairman Mao said...

hehehehe, I'm crackin' up, Faz... that's funny! Momma's always liked this quote:

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

and this one:

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

hehehe!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Gemini said...

Oh I think they have it right!

LadyBanana said...

Very very good advice :)

Ariel said...

Lol...So True :)

Boy said...

But why would anyone want a DOG???

Lux said...

Hmm ... that last paragraph does seem rather familiar.

Henry Helton said...

I completely agree. That couldn't be more true.

Mickey said...

But, your entire existence is solely to ensure our happiness ...you silly beans!
Why do you think we employ you? heh,heh,heh!

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
Good one Mao!!!!

lordjaders said...

Ah, yes, I have hearrrd these worrrds of wisdom beforrre...
...verrry nice.

poppyq said...

Haaaaaaaaaa so true.

Ramses said...

Oh that's very funny! :) But only Tigmut'hep snores round here, so Isis and I don't get kicked out of bed! :)

Daisy said...

It's no wonder cats are so popular!

Maggy & Zoey said...

Truer words were never spoken. We presume they were spoken by a Cat.

Caesar and Princess said...

Cats rule, dogs drool.

Fazzlove, this is very very sagebucket advice.

It is good to set the humans right again. Every now and then, they must be reminded.

Hugggles and snuggles
from the cornish buckets

The Furry Fighter said...

hahaha that is just so true. why do our beans seem so surprised by this? we are the superior species on this planet, they must learn this for their own good! x

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

buy a cat? jus go to da parkin lot ware mi dad picked me an matsui up an take one! dey ar jus az good az any cat u can buy!
luv--jh

The Cat Realm said...

Oh come on Faz - we are not THAT bad.... Or are we....?
My staff tells me again and again that they prefer the independence I exhibit in comparison to those boring dogs....

michico*Adan said...

Good point~!

michico*Adan said...

Or, adopted a cat is another good idea~!!

The Devil Dog said...

Hi there! Thank you for the compliment on Lucky's and my costumes. You are a very handsome cat. Mom says people buy dogs because they are allergic to cats and because pretty much no one can beat my sister Lucky for loving and cuddling.

Roxy

MoMo said...

That's not entirely right but it'll do. I do come when called sometimes especially when roast beef is on offer. I like what The Crew's mom said though.
MoMo

MoMo said...

Thanks for visiting me. You must all come to the Great Southern Land to enjoy the exclusive flora and fauna again. I haven't been anywhere else although SS recounts to me exotic tales from her travels abroad. Do call again!
Momo