Sunday, May 25, 2008

Indignant of Wimbledon

You will never guess what happened yesterday evening (rhetorical question)!

I had just finished my 6pm constitutional and was coming in through the cat flap as normal, then what (or should I say whom) did I see fast asleep on my bed - MR BROWN!

Well you can imagine his surprise when I walked in the door. Quite a bit of fur flew to say the least but I saw him off sharpish. Of course, now I have a scratch on the side of my nose as proof of our confrontation.

What do do? What to do?

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I went to have something to eat and drink to help me recover and to calm my nerves - and ALL my food had gone too! Mr Brown had eaten my supper! Now if he was a hungry, homeless cat I wouldn't mind sharing too much, but it is clear to me he has a home of his own already.

That cat is invading my life!

32 comments:

Dragonstar said...

Poor Faz! Maybe you should fit a bolt to the cat flap :)

Poppy Q said...

How rude of Mr Brown to sneak in. One night when my mums nephew was staying, she went to tuck him into bed and saw two pairs of cats eyes in the spare bedroom. HOW RUDE the neighbourhood introoder had snuck in and was asleep in the laundry basket.

Ahhhh the dangers of catdoors.

Babs (Beetle) said...

Who is this Mr Brown? It's not nice to sleep on your bed and eat all your food!

Purrs, Sukie X

Ariel said...

How dare Mr.Brown do this!!! I hope your nose heals fast poor Faz.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Wow, Faz, we can't believe this intruder is just waltzing into your house! Maybe you need to get one of those catflaps that is keyed to your collar, so it only lets you in?

see you there! said...

Reminds me of the story of Goldylocks and the Three Bears. Who's been sitting in my chair? Eating my food? And who is that sleeping in MY bed?

Hope you settled it.

Eclipse

Parker said...

Good grief! That's awfully nervey of him!
I would hang a "no intruders" sign on my catflap!
ps - have a hug!
(((((HUG!!!)))))

Daisy said...

I knew that Mr. Brown was No Good! How dare he cause a scratch on your beautiful face? I am very angry at him.

Skittles said...

Oh Faz! Sorry to hear about your nose, but good for you for defending your home from the intruding cat.

ratmammy said...

Faz, Blackie here... I can feel your pain. Bob, my half brother, likes to eat my food too. He's smaller than me but is a bully, so mommy watches out for me while i eat. otherwise i wouldn't get to eat much at all! Poor faz!! You can come over to my house and i'll share with you!

Adan*Michico said...

Big big hugs to you, Faz~!
(((((hugs)))))))


Purr,
Adan & Lego

Eric and Flynn said...

Whaaat??? He ate your food and slept on your bed???
This calls fur action. We're on our way.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

mr brown ate your foods??? man, that's rude. and he scratched your nose too? i say off with his head!!!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

noisysmile said...

you look a lot like my ex cat, myrtle. she was more of a mr. brown than a faz if you know what I mean ; )

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Sounds like he likes the comforts of your home.

In memory of Bonnie Underfoot, we send HUGS to you and your mom from all of us.

Angus Mhor said...

Dood! Mr. Brown's making' pretty free with your foods and your house, isn't he? Should I send Sassy the Nose over to "remind" him whose house that is? Only, I do have to warn you..Sassy the Nose will probably eat your foods, too...she takes it as payment for her services!

Drowsey Monkey said...

LOL ... this MR. Brown does seem a tad pushy ;)

Cheysuli and gemini said...

What?! You food was eaten?! I hope you got some more.

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Wha???? Gordon Brown was in your house and ate your fudz? (hahahaha... oh I make myself laugh).

I'd probably pee all over the floor if some neighborhood cat came in my house and made himself at home.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Oh my... I can't even imagine sharing my food and my bed!

Aoise said...

A stwange cat came in my catflap one nite but Miewmie saw him orf while I hidded under the bed. I dont fink he has efer come back !!

brandi said...

Hope you heal fast.

and here's something to help:

((((((((((HUGS))))))))))

MoMo said...

Must be old age setting in. I am getting forgetful. Who is Mr Brown? Neighbour's cat? Whoever it is he is one RUDE kitty! AND how dare him scratch you in YOUR home too.

Here are some ((((HUGS))) to help you feel better.

Princess said...

Oh Faz, it is bad news.
What a horrible kitty to steal your foods and just barge in like that onto your bed! that is horrid.

Bucketty hugs to you
Princessssculrybucket

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hi Mr. Faz! It's nice to meet you.
I totally understand what you mean about *another* cat invading your turf (I'm talkin' about dat cat MACY). You gotta show 'em who's boss!

Mickey said...

A hurty nose and no food?!!!!!!!
That is an outrage! You must speak to your humans ASAP!!!!!!!!
That Mr Brown needs a good whapping!!!!
(((((((((( HUGS ))))))))))))
Purrs Mickey

lordjaders said...

I know some good beans you could give Mrrr. Brrrown to--I did that to the slobberrr woofy, Kona, who kept on trrrying to eat me and Miss Bebe!

Purrrs to you Faz,

Jade

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I would like to render my CatLike services to keep Mr. Brown OUT of yer stuff.

Speedy Cat

Forty Paws said...

Uh oh. That doesn't sound good.
Bless your heart!

Luf, Us

LadyBanana said...

Poor Faz... I hope your nose heals fast... kiss....

Pablo said...

Don't panic, Faz, but I think that Mr Brown is trying to steal your identity. Either that, or he's trying to seduce you...

Sunny's Mommy said...

Your Mom and Dad have to tell Mr. Brown he's not welcome there, and kick him out any time he comes in!