Sorry I haven't been around much. I've been hiding. Mr Brown and Mr Orange have been terrorising me and not letting me outside into my own garden.
Mr Orange sits outside my cat flap so I can't get out. I was so desperate the other day I had to poop in the corner. To add insult to injury, I tried to bury it on the wood floor and ended up getting poop on the walls and surrounding furniture. The humans knew it wasn't my fault though.
They've been away a lot too, working in the concrete jungle. Did you miss us?