The humans were all packed up ready to leave for the seaside and I knew they wanted to get me in the cat basket, but I hid and hid, and didn't come when they called. Even when they got out the temptations I refused to come in. So, in the end, they had to arrange for Bob to come and look after me instead. He He He. I showed them who's in charge.
I do hope they remembered to leave on the heating whilst they're away.