Saturday, May 31, 2008

There goes the neighbourhood


Woe is me, not only am I being terrorised by Mr Brown, there is another cat that sits outside the cat flap and won't let me outside to play. His name is Mr Black

The only benefit is that Mr Black hates Mr Brown, so when Mr Brown is around there is no sign of Mr Black.

This used to be a nice neighbourhood!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

If you can't beat them ...

I've decided Mr Brown isn't so bad after all. We're actually getting on quite well. In fact, the humans found us asleep together on the bed this morning.

Not only is he sleeping on my bed, eating my food, and chasing my robin, he's also taken to peeing on my floor. The humans are not best pleased for some reason. Oh well, you can't keep everyone happy.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Indignant of Wimbledon

You will never guess what happened yesterday evening (rhetorical question)!

I had just finished my 6pm constitutional and was coming in through the cat flap as normal, then what (or should I say whom) did I see fast asleep on my bed - MR BROWN!

Well you can imagine his surprise when I walked in the door. Quite a bit of fur flew to say the least but I saw him off sharpish. Of course, now I have a scratch on the side of my nose as proof of our confrontation.

What do do? What to do?

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I went to have something to eat and drink to help me recover and to calm my nerves - and ALL my food had gone too! Mr Brown had eaten my supper! Now if he was a hungry, homeless cat I wouldn't mind sharing too much, but it is clear to me he has a home of his own already.

That cat is invading my life!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

It's sunny this morning ...

...but the weatherman says it's going to rain later, so I am getting in some quality sunbathing time whilst I can.

I also need to report that there has been another cat in my garden! It's not Hefty Tabby (whom I haven't seen in some time), it's another cat which I've called Mr Brown. He was after MY ROBIN yesterday and I am not best pleased. I am going to ponder on what I should do about this intrusion. If anyone has any advice please let me know. FAZ

Friday, May 16, 2008

Whoops!

I got into trouble for a copyright infringement. I had a photo of me in my leathers on my previous post but apparently someone else 'owned' it, so I had to delete it. I will know better next time before I 'borrow' someone else's picture for my blog.



I own this picture 100%.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Faz in Leather

Last weekend was the famous motor bike meet in Hastings. Naturally I got out my leathers especially for the event. Unfortunately, the humans won't let me have my own motor bike - they said it's not safe. I am not sure whether they're worried about me or everyone else? Oh well.




Sunday, May 04, 2008

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Happy May Day

Well, 1st May is May Day in the UK, so we get a long weekend. I am so happy, we are down at the seaside and I get to watch the seagulls and smell the briney sea air.

It's also time for the flowers to make a special effort.

These ones look pretty good don't they?

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Knock Knock

Our friends at Camie's Kitties are having a fund-raiser to help Lilly Lu, Mu Shue, Iris and their human who lost their home in a fire. This is what you need to do to join in:

...we would like for everyone to post their favorite Knock-Knock joke with a picture to go along with it on their blog, and we will donate $0.50 for every blog that participates.

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE



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