Friday, November 18, 2011

Could this be my sister?


She's nearly as attractive as me.
FAZ

Monday, November 07, 2011

Poor little piggies


We were very sad to see two of these little wild boars dead on the side of the road when we were driving back from Hastings yesterday.  Their poor mummy must be missing them dreadfully.  Fortunately this little guy was rescued from a similar incident.

Dear drivers please take care on the roads, don't drive too fast and look out for little humans and all types of animals.

FAZ

p.s. don't you think he looks a bit like Birks (only cuter)

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

I am laughing so much I think I will split.


Birkenhead has just been to the vet and they told him he needed to start watching his weight. Apparently he has gone from 4.2kg to 4.6kg in just 12 months. Consequently the humans have put him on a diet. In fact he is so embarrassed he wouldn't let me show you a picture, so this is only a visual representation.

Birkenhead blames the fact that he has been locked in cat clink for a month whilst the humans were on holiday. Obviously I continue to maintain my perfect (if somewhat curvaceous) figure.

FAZ

(p.s. I would provide a links to the producers of these fine images 
but can't find the originals so thanks to both. 
If you know who you are let me know and I will be happy to do this.)

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Fred and Ginger


The humans took Fred and Ginger with them when they went to Australia and left us at home! But they told us Ginger ignored the sign and lost the end of her tail!!!!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Can Cats read?


I got out of cat clink to find out one of my humans has written a book for Amazon's Kindle. He tells me if you download it and make him rich he will give me extra munchies.




So please help me and Birkenhead out our tummies are rumbling

p.s. apparently it is a bit scary so not for scaredy cats!

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Sorry we haven't been around

We've been in the Cat Clink whilst the humans have been here - Surfers Paradise Australia - they're back now and they broke us out on the weekend.  It was just like a scene from Prison Break (without all the tattoos). We're so happy to see them and Birks and I are both glad not to be eating any more of that prison food. FAZ

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A heart warming story

This post has been borrowed with thanks from the London Underground blog



The Big Issue Cat by Suff n Nonsense
The Big Issue Cat by Stuff n Nonsense


There's a Big Issue seller who has a pitch in the afternoons outside Angel Tube station.

A while ago, he found a stray cat with a badly bust up leg, so being a kindly soul, he took the cat along to an animal shelter to get it sorted out. He wasn't expecting them to tell him when the cat was healed, he was to take the cat back with him - but that's what they said and that's what happened.

The cat became incredibly attatched to its rescuer and would try to follow the man whenever he went out. Realising that cats do what they want, the man gave up trying to get the cat to stay home and allowed it to come with him and these days the cat will be sat outside the station as the man sells copies of the magazine, calmly guarding the takings and 
posing for photos.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Tempting Telly Treats ?

Regular readers of my blog will know I am particularly fond of birds but - blow me down - how does one get the darn thing out of the telly and into one's tummy? I have been working on this problem now for over and hour and I still can't figure it out!

FAZ

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Me and Bumble (the iron hedgehog) having a drink.

Bumble doesn't say much but he's still good company.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Kissing a frog

Look what Birks bought in this morning for breakfast.
He didn't get to eat it though - the humans rescued it
and put it back outside somewhere safe.

Honestly, why he can't just stick to the birdies
or the stuff in pouches and tins is beyond me!

FAZ

Monday, August 08, 2011

Scary birds

I think I am starting to get a bad reputation where birds
are concerned.
Someone sent me the attached
website.
It is very scary!
Faz

Friday, July 29, 2011


Kitten survives hour in Aberdeen washing machine spin


Kitten survives hour in Aberdeen washing machine spin
An eight-week-old kitten has survived after being stuck in a washing machine cycle for an hour in Aberdeen.

Susan Gordon, owner of Princess, assumed she was elsewhere but the washing machine door opened to reveal her bedraggled and clinging to jeans. Princess was taken to vets and spent three nights being treated for her injuries. The kitten is now said to be fine, with no lasting damage from her washing machine ordeal. Judy Drysdale, senior veterinary surgeon from the Vets Now at Ardene House, said "Princess arrived at the clinic very shaken up and shivering, with a nose bleed and sore eyes.
"But her owner had managed to dry her off very well prior to bringing her in to the clinic.
"Princess was admitted to the hospital for emergency care, which included oxygen, and pain relief for her bruised body. "She was also placed on heat pads to bring her core temperature up to normal."


Sunday, July 03, 2011

Not so easy


This was easy enough to unravel, but not so easy to wind back up again for some reason - whoopsy!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Wimbledon - Week 2


Any guesses who will be in the finals?
FAZ

Sunday, June 19, 2011

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Don't you know it's breakfast time and I am hungry?
FAZ

Friday, June 17, 2011

It's raining ...

but in my head I am sunbathing. 
Have a grand weekend everyone - whatever the weather.
FAZ

Thursday, June 09, 2011

I don't see the problem ...


Nobody told me it was your lunch for work - I though it was just sitting there waiting for me to unwrap it and eat it?

FAZ

Monday, May 23, 2011

Happiness is a good scritch under the chin


Dear Friends, sorry we haven't been blogging much lately but the girl human has a new job and longer working hours so she's prioritising food and scritches over blogging - which is okay by me.

In the current climate (if we have to cut back on something) I certainly don't want to cut back on food and scritches.  I will nag her to try and get her act together re visiting all our blogging pals though.

Hugs for now.
FAZ

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Duck for dinner?


Come back little duckies, I didn't really mean it.
FAZ

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

We've been busy



We've been on holiday and then I went to cat hospital for a little op (nothing serious though - in fact the poor veterinary nurse came off worse than I did).
FAZ

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Oh no! Not the dentist!

Apparently I have to have a couple of extractions - I don't get it - I regularly clean my teeth and use a reputable tooth paste but still the dentist says I have a bit of gingivitis.  I know I've got a bit of gingervitis on my furs but I've also got blackervitis and whitervitis too.

Monday, February 07, 2011

REST IN PEACE DEAR FRIEND

DEAREST PABLO, YOU WILL BE SORELY MISSED.  YOUR MATE FAZ.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

OMG

Did you see that?  The things some people will do for attention!
FAZ

Saturday, January 01, 2011